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.....satisfy you in the bedroom? Just curious as to what some may thing. Hmmm....

Let's just say he/she is honest, good-looking, knows how to ride (motorcycles that is), goal-oriented, outgoing, etc. Almost the perfect wife/husband, except for this one thing. Could you work around it? What if you've tried for years and years and he/she still doesn't grasp the concept......would you try to find other ways to "get yours" or would you just deal with it.

Yeah I know I got a gazillion questions in there but I'm just curious. lol  Plus I'm bored so I want to see what y'all think.

I would say do whatever it is in my power to help them out, whether it's watch a flick together, show them what to do, etc. Then again......I don't feel like having to teach a grown man how to handle a grown man's business. lol  I don't know.

Your thoughts?

sexual happiness is huge in any relationship.  If you can't be physically compatible as well as mentally it won't work.

From what I hear the sex life drops off DRAMATICALLY after marriage anyway.  If she were perfect in every other way I'd still get her a ring.  Even if the sex sucks, there is always porn.
 

Besides lets be honest, most guys best sexual experiences have come from their girlfriend, thats what jump offs are for.

Short answer?

Nope.

I'm a sexual creature, and while the other qualities mentioned are wonderful assets to have, I consider sex a very important part of a relationship (especially one so serious as to end up in marriage).  I couldn't begin to fathom trapping myself in a commitment where I already know I'm not going to be completely satisfied, and that nothing can be done about. 

Kstone1:

From what I hear the sex life drops off DRAMATICALLY after marriage anyway.  If she were perfect in every other way I'd still get her a ring.  Even if the sex sucks, there is always porn.
 

Besides lets be honest, most guys best sexual experiences have NOT come from their girlfriend, thats what jump offs are for.

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Kstone1:

Kstone1:

From what I hear the sex life drops off DRAMATICALLY after marriage anyway.  If she were perfect in every other way I'd still get her a ring.  Even if the sex sucks, there is always porn.
 

Besides lets be honest, most guys best sexual experiences have NOT come from their girlfriend, thats what jump offs are for.

 

 

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I've always wondered........what does the jumpoff do that you wouldn't want your wife/girlfriend to do?

Twisted/Bella, good points!   I mean.....I can relieve a lil' bit of the frustration myself but there's nothing like a manly man to do that for ya. lol

such-a-lady23:

Kstone1:

Kstone1:

From what I hear the sex life drops off DRAMATICALLY after marriage anyway.  If she were perfect in every other way I'd still get her a ring.  Even if the sex sucks, there is always porn.
 

Besides lets be honest, most guys best sexual experiences have NOT come from their girlfriend, thats what jump offs are for.

 

 

Fixed!  

I've always wondered........what does the jumpoff do that you wouldn't want your wife/girlfriend to do?

such-a-lady23:

Kstone1:

Kstone1:

From what I hear the sex life drops off DRAMATICALLY after marriage anyway.  If she were perfect in every other way I'd still get her a ring.  Even if the sex sucks, there is always porn.
 

Besides lets be honest, most guys best sexual experiences have NOT come from their girlfriend, thats what jump offs are for.

 

 

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I've always wondered........what does the jumpoff do that you wouldn't want your wife/girlfriend to do?

The Jumpoff is your ride or die.  Whatever disrespectfull shyt you can't do to your wife, you do to your jumpoff.  I.E. Smack her in the face with your dyck, piss on her, Gangbang her with your manz and them, then take her to McDonalds and drop her off at the nearest subway station.  The jumpoff is cool though.  She knows her role and plays it WELL.  She can hang out with your crew just like she one of the fellas.  Smoke wit cha, drink wit cha, then turn around and bless the kid.  She don't want to be nothing more than your Jumpoff. She likes where she's at at is content.

There's a song by the Rapper Joe Buddens called "Pump It Up" that explains what a jumpoff is.  I'll email it to you now.

Absolutely not.

Just ask yourself where are you going to go to GET satisfied after the marriage?  See my point.

Bump sex, let's call it Intimacy period. You should never be so big in ego that you aren't willing to learn. I mean heck life is about lessons, and learning from them. Learning how to completely please the one your with is one of those lessons but if your not open to it it'll never happen. Communication is key here. If you can't talk about the issue than what's the point. If he/she is willing to listen and learn it's all good. The longer you are together the more you grow together sexually, became more open, NO INHIBITIONS, and always wanting to learn a new way to put it over the top. We are sexual creatures by nature but just like a good job you gotta work at being good at it! That's why I've always dated older women....they know what they want, how to get it and ain't scurd to get BUCK WILD TWEEN THE SHEETS!!!!!!!!!!!! HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWever I have run across the occasionaly anamoly or exception to said rule in which case my response is "They still make y'all?"

PR4YME:

The Jumpoff is your ride or die.  Whatever disrespectfull shyt you can't do to your wife, you do to your jumpoff.  I.E. Smack her in the face with your dyck, piss on her, Gangbang her with your manz and them, then take her to McDonalds and drop her off at the nearest subway station.  The jumpoff is cool though.  She knows her role and plays it WELL.  She can hang out with your crew just like she one of the fellas.  Smoke wit cha, drink wit cha, then turn around and bless the kid.  She don't want to be nothing more than your Jumpoff. She likes where she's at at is content.

There's a song by the Rapper Joe Buddens called "Pump It Up" that explains what a jumpoff is.  I'll email it to you now.

Soooo if you say you're going out with the boys and Tammy is in the bunch cause she's like "one of the dudes" we can expect that some type of jumpoff-ish shiet has happened or will happen?

I don't believe in the jump-off...jump off chicks are for when you are single or dating, you would be surprised what you could get your wife/girlfriend to do if you just treat them the way they want to be treated.  I challenge any guy to find a laid back type of girl.  When you find her, treat her the way she deserves/expects.  If you do you got whatever you want sexually of course unless it's something like crapping or peein on her.  Be a gentleman to your lady and make her feel appreciated and you won't have to worry about sexual compatibility.

Also from what i've experienced, if you TRUELY love the girl she could be the worst thing in bed but it will always be amplified by the fact that you truely care for that person making the sex a whole lot better.

Sex dropping off after marriage happens to guys who don't appreciate their women.... you keep your lady happy and you get what you want.  Now sure sex will drop off when kids come, but that is to be expected...hormones are a beeitch.

professa is on point

A woman probably could marry someone that they aren't sexually satisfied by easier than a man could because we typically apply our values to different aspects of a relationship.  A woman more times than not seeks a lover, a mate, a rock to depend on, a provider, a father figure, etc etc etc so even while "dating" or being involved prior to even considering marriage, their mind is already made up as to whether or not this guy is marriage material...

A man on the other hand, in the premature stages of anything even REMOTELY leading up to marriage, needs to know that RIGHT NOW she looks good and gets me off.  All that other shiit is secondary.

As you go thru the relationship, a man will marry a woman if she can and willingly provide the basics ie the means to a nut, whether it's thru the hand, mouth, pussssy, asss or whatever. 

If a woman can't do these "basic" intimate things early on, then the "other" stuff that men value ie a respectable woman, educated, spiritual, etc etc etc isn't worth considering (usually...)

Now if a dude is on a mission and needs a medical plan, a roof over his head, a green card, a couple dollars etc etc etc...  shiiiiiiiiiiiitt, who gives a fukkk about the bedroom, lol...  We'll work on that later!  LETS GET THIS PAPERWORK TAKEN CARE OF FIRST BIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAATCHHH!!!

Twiztid_Child4u:

 

I don't believe in the jump-off...jump off chicks are for when you are single or dating, you would be surprised what you could get your wife/girlfriend to do if you just treat them the way they want to be treated.  I challenge any guy to find a laid back type of girl.  When you find her, treat her the way she deserves/expects.  If you do you got whatever you want sexually of course unless it's something like crapping or peein on her.  Be a gentleman to your lady and make her feel appreciated and you won't have to worry about sexual compatibility.

 

Also from what i've experienced, if you TRUELY love the girl she could be the worst thing in bed but it will always be amplified by the fact that you truely care for that person making the sex a whole lot better.

 

Sex dropping off after marriage happens to guys who don't appreciate their women.... you keep your lady happy and you get what you want.  Now sure sex will drop off when kids come, but that is to be expected...hormones are a beeitch.

It's not what u can/can't "GET" your main girl/wife to do, it's sometimes, MOST TIMES what u don't WANT them to do... 

People believe in jump offs all day...  Look at how many people hire maids, landscapers, mechanics, painters, accoutants, etc etc etc...  We can clean our own homes, mow our own lawns, fix our own flats, paint our own cribs, do our own taxes, and so forth but we CHOOSE to opt out for various reasons...

The jump off is alive and well and definitely serves a purpose!!!

such-a-lady23:

.....satisfy you in the bedroom? Just curious as to what some may thing. Hmmm....

Let's just say he/she is honest, good-looking, knows how to ride (motorcycles that is), goal-oriented, outgoing, etc. Almost the perfect wife/husband, except for this one thing. Could you work around it? What if you've tried for years and years and he/she still doesn't grasp the concept......would you try to find other ways to "get yours" or would you just deal with it.

Yeah I know I got a gazillion questions in there but I'm just curious. lol  Plus I'm bored so I want to see what y'all think.

I would say do whatever it is in my power to help them out, whether it's watch a flick together, show them what to do, etc. Then again......I don't feel like having to teach a grown man how to handle a grown man's business. lol  I don't know.

Your thoughts?

First off the above is outta the question.  There aint no tryin for years.  If dat mafugga caint grasp the concept in a Fiscal Qtr..............  KICK ROCKS!!!!!!  Alot of people think sex can be a direct reflection of how much a person loves you.  Ex. If that person is selfish in bed alot of times that person is selfish in everyday life.  If that person takes the time out to figure out what makes you squirt like a ripe lemon, then chances are, that person is thoughtful and considerate to your other needs as well.  Now don't get me wrong....... there are exceptions to every rule.  Me personaly, ya gotta have skills in da sack, cause good cookin and good conversation only goes so far.      

such-a-lady23:

PR4YME:

The Jumpoff is your ride or die.  Whatever disrespectfull shyt you can't do to your wife, you do to your jumpoff.  I.E. Smack her in the face with your dyck, piss on her, Gangbang her with your manz and them, then take her to McDonalds and drop her off at the nearest subway station.  The jumpoff is cool though.  She knows her role and plays it WELL.  She can hang out with your crew just like she one of the fellas.  Smoke wit cha, drink wit cha, then turn around and bless the kid.  She don't want to be nothing more than your Jumpoff. She likes where she's at at is content.

There's a song by the Rapper Joe Buddens called "Pump It Up" that explains what a jumpoff is.  I'll email it to you now.

Soooo if you say you're going out with the boys and Tammy is in the bunch cause she's like "one of the dudes" we can expect that some type of jumpoff-ish shiet has happened or will happen?

No. Not at all....Disregard please.

Bayboy:

such-a-lady23:

.....satisfy you in the bedroom? Just curious as to what some may thing. Hmmm....

Let's just say he/she is honest, good-looking, knows how to ride (motorcycles that is), goal-oriented, outgoing, etc. Almost the perfect wife/husband, except for this one thing. Could you work around it? What if you've tried for years and years and he/she still doesn't grasp the concept......would you try to find other ways to "get yours" or would you just deal with it.

Yeah I know I got a gazillion questions in there but I'm just curious. lol  Plus I'm bored so I want to see what y'all think.

I would say do whatever it is in my power to help them out, whether it's watch a flick together, show them what to do, etc. Then again......I don't feel like having to teach a grown man how to handle a grown man's business. lol  I don't know.

Your thoughts?

First off the above is outta the question.  There aint no tryin for years.  If dat mafugga caint grasp the concept in a Fiscal Qtr..............  KICK ROCKS!!!!!!  Alot of people think sex can be a direct reflection of how much a person loves you.  Ex. If that person is selfish in bed alot of times that person is selfish in everyday life.  If that person takes the time out to figure out what makes you squirt like a ripe lemon, then chances are, that person is thoughtful and considerate to your other needs as well.  Now don't get me wrong....... there are exceptions to every rule.  Me personaly, ya gotta have skills in da sack, cause good cookin and good conversation only goes so far.      

You may be on to something here. That's a good point.

Unsatisfaction leads to adultery, plain and simple.

 If I am not satisfied in the bed I think I woudl go crazy. I know that no one can be perfect but to satisfy me( in bed lol) is kinda simple and if a girl cant do that, she cant get a ring. NO WAY!

daprofessa:

Bump sex, let's call it Intimacy period. You should never be so big in ego that you aren't willing to learn. I mean heck life is about lessons, and learning from them. Learning how to completely please the one your with is one of those lessons but if your not open to it it'll never happen. Communication is key here. If you can't talk about the issue than what's the point. If he/she is willing to listen and learn it's all good. The longer you are together the more you grow together sexually, became more open, NO INHIBITIONS, and always wanting to learn a new way to put it over the top. We are sexual creatures by nature but just like a good job you gotta work at being good at it! That's why I've always dated older women....they know what they want, how to get it and ain't scurd to get BUCK WILD TWEEN THE SHEETS!!!!!!!!!!!! HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWever I have run across the occasionaly anamoly or exception to said rule in which case my response is "They still make y'all?"

i agree with professa's comments. there's nothing like exploring and finding out what you like.

solution, V til M!  the anticipation will make it great.

What if she is beautiful and like a pornstar in bed but she has a 500 credit score and a highschool education. Sorry if this describes any of yall   lol

wildbill 1300:

What if she is beautiful and like a pornstar in bed but she has a 500 credit score and a highschool education. Sorry if this describes any of yall   lol

If that's what you're looking for in a wife, hey...why not?

wildbill 1300:

What if she is beautiful and like a pornstar in bed but she has a 500 credit score and a highschool education. Sorry if this describes any of yall   lol

Well Dub B, in dis case, you get a prenuptual agreement, get her enrolled in the local community college and BEAT DAT PUZZY UP AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!   Let da church say Amen...............................

Nope. Not at this stage in my life or before.

Maybe if i were 105 yrs old.