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Absolutely not. 

that is my worst nightmare...

 

lmao @! this thread "let the church say amen" <--- lol

I don't get why dudes don't marry the jumpoff is she's so thorough and fukks as good as your momma cooks.  Instead they go marry prissy azz brauds who are scared of the dikk and feel like they don't have to do anything b/c they are secure in their suburban socially pressured marriage.  Why make life hard? Settle down w/ the mufukka that you can stuff her head in the microwave while bangin her azz out in the kitchen.  lol

 

Storm - I don't get why dudes don't marry the jumpoff is she's so thorough and fukks as good as your momma cooks.  Instead they go marry prissy azz brauds who are scared of the dikk and feel like they don't have to do anything b/c they are secure in their suburban socially pressured marriage.  Why make life hard? Settle down w/ the mufukka that you can stuff her head in the microwave while bangin her azz out in the kitchen.  lol

 

 

 

Very well said

storm954:

that is my worst nightmare...

 

lmao @! this thread "let the church say amen" <--- lol

I don't get why dudes don't marry the jumpoff is she's so thorough and fukks as good as your momma cooks.  Instead they go marry prissy azz brauds who are scared of the dikk and feel like they don't have to do anything b/c they are secure in their suburban socially pressured marriage.  Why make life hard? Settle down w/ the mufukka that you can stuff her head in the microwave while bangin her azz out in the kitchen.  lol

I love you...............................(he says while drooling)

such-a-lady23:

Bayboy:

such-a-lady23:

.....satisfy you in the bedroom? Just curious as to what some may thing. Hmmm....

Let's just say he/she is honest, good-looking, knows how to ride (motorcycles that is), goal-oriented, outgoing, etc. Almost the perfect wife/husband, except for this one thing. Could you work around it? What if you've tried for years and years and he/she still doesn't grasp the concept......would you try to find other ways to "get yours" or would you just deal with it.

Yeah I know I got a gazillion questions in there but I'm just curious. lol  Plus I'm bored so I want to see what y'all think.

I would say do whatever it is in my power to help them out, whether it's watch a flick together, show them what to do, etc. Then again......I don't feel like having to teach a grown man how to handle a grown man's business. lol  I don't know.

Your thoughts?

First off the above is outta the question.  There aint no tryin for years.  If dat mafugga caint grasp the concept in a Fiscal Qtr..............  KICK ROCKS!!!!!!  Alot of people think sex can be a direct reflection of how much a person loves you.  Ex. If that person is selfish in bed alot of times that person is selfish in everyday life.  If that person takes the time out to figure out what makes you squirt like a ripe lemon, then chances are, that person is thoughtful and considerate to your other needs as well.  Now don't get me wrong....... there are exceptions to every rule.  Me personaly, ya gotta have skills in da sack, cause good cookin and good conversation only goes so far.      

You may be on to something here. That's a good point.

 

 

daprofessa:

Bump sex, let's call it Intimacy period. You should never be so big in ego that you aren't willing to learn. I mean heck life is about lessons, and learning from them. Learning how to completely please the one your with is one of those lessons but if your not open to it it'll never happen. Communication is key here. If you can't talk about the issue than what's the point. If he/she is willing to listen and learn it's all good. The longer you are together the more you grow together sexually, became more open, NO INHIBITIONS, and always wanting to learn a new way to put it over the top. We are sexual creatures by nature but just like a good job you gotta work at being good at it! That's why I've always dated older women....they know what they want, how to get it and ain't scurd to get BUCK WILD TWEEN THE SHEETS!!!!!!!!!!!! HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWever I have run across the occasionaly anamoly or exception to said rule in which case my response is "They still make y'all?"

 

But about the jump off... if you are MARRIED you should never have a jump off..... det's why you dont wait until your married to have sex! You should know all before you sign the dotted line... even if its one time... know what your getting into... If your married with a jump off your priorities are screwed... and already livin a fugked up life and not knowing it. I agree with Twisted also about it not being an issue if you really loved that person (okay i lied... its an issue lol) but you need to get the kinks out before runnin' into stuff like that. Your suppose to be honest before being married anyway... Jump off my azz... dets why the americans are have such a divorce rate... ps... im wondering about you and your questions lately!

Hell Naw!

+1 to marry the jumpoff... I always went with that line of thinking..why marry/wife/girlfriendize/etc. the "safe" chick when you really want the "jumpoff", cuz at the end of the day you gonna waste more time, money, and sanity tryin to figure out how to maintain both "relationships" when you could streamline your life by just making the jumpoff the girlfriend/wife/boo/whatever the hell you want to call her that means you concentrating on her and that's it.... get money, fak at least twice a day, drink sweet tea, treat your woman and family right, and party hard...

Fellas learn how to take contol, know what your woman likes and dislikes, and never let her mind wander or you will lose her...

Last Note..if you can't pick your woman up from a standing position to throw her over your shoulder and rip her clothes off.... do what you gotta do to make this happen... she'll love it... trust me..and save me a plate of the breakfast in bed she will cook you the next morning

-This has been a Public Service Announcement from Dat Nigguh Cornbread!

HELLZ to the mawdafakin' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What else is going to compensate for their flaws.

Looks.........nope!

Good earner...........nope!

Good cook...........nope!

Making my 2 buddies shrivle up and loose 10lbs while the compressor charges the system...............FACKING PRICELESS!

That's all.............thanks............ya'll cumm again, aight!

just a simple ummmmmmmmm.............  NO

The rules from back in the day have changed dramaticly! lol  There are very few people who wait until after they're married to do "tha business". People "shack up" (as the old folks would say) before they get married too. Times have certainly changed. lol

The only benefit to waiting until you get married is that you don't know if the sex sucks or not, because you have nothing to compare it to.

But of course, that's just my opinion.  I'm sure there are a lot of people out there who see other pros to waiting, lol...

Nope... not at all and i didn't

If you partner isn't able to satisfy you  then that means two things, well really three...  (and if some of it was said before... :::shrug::: ah well)

1 he/ she selfish as hell and only get theirs or
2 he/she's too insecure with herslef to be able to satisfy both of your needs...

and 3 which is fixable... no training

you can work around 3 but in the long run 1&2 will really bring down any relay....

 

kdybread:

Hell Naw!

+1 to marry the jumpoff... I always went with that line of thinking..why marry/wife/girlfriendize/etc. the "safe" chick when you really want the "jumpoff", cuz at the end of the day you gonna waste more time, money, and sanity tryin to figure out how to maintain both "relationships" when you could streamline your life by just making the jumpoff the girlfriend/wife/boo/whatever the hell you want to call her that means you concentrating on her and that's it.... get money, fak at least twice a day, drink sweet tea, treat your woman and family right, and party hard...

Fellas learn how to take contol, know what your woman likes and dislikes, and never let her mind wander or you will lose her...

Last Note..if you can pick your woman up from a standing position to throw her over your shoulder and rip her clothes off.... do what you gotta do to make this happen... she'll love it... trust me..and save me a plate of the breakfast in bed she will cook you the next morning

-This has been a Public Service Announcement from Dat Nigguh Cornbread!

Tru tru for me

NightDevil:

daprofessa:

Bump sex, let's call it Intimacy period. You should never be so big in ego that you aren't willing to learn. I mean heck life is about lessons, and learning from them. Learning how to completely please the one your with is one of those lessons but if your not open to it it'll never happen. Communication is key here. If you can't talk about the issue than what's the point. If he/she is willing to listen and learn it's all good. The longer you are together the more you grow together sexually, became more open, NO INHIBITIONS, and always wanting to learn a new way to put it over the top. We are sexual creatures by nature but just like a good job you gotta work at being good at it! That's why I've always dated older women....they know what they want, how to get it and ain't scurd to get BUCK WILD TWEEN THE SHEETS!!!!!!!!!!!! HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWever I have run across the occasionaly anamoly or exception to said rule in which case my response is "They still make y'all?"

 

But about the jump off... if you are MARRIED you should never have a jump off..... det's why you dont wait until your married to have sex! You should know all before you sign the dotted line... even if its one time... know what your getting into... If your married with a jump off your priorities are screwed... and already livin a fugked up life and not knowing it. I agree with Twisted also about it not being an issue if you really loved that person (okay i lied... its an issue lol) but you need to get the kinks out before runnin' into stuff like that. Your suppose to be honest before being married anyway... Jump off my azz... dets why the americans are have such a divorce rate... ps... im wondering about you and your questions lately!

tru all the words contained therein

Dayum, yall got some long azz replies! But I'll start here

Kstone1:

From what I hear the sex life drops off DRAMATICALLY after marriage anyway.  If she were perfect in every other way I'd still get her a ring.  Even if the sex sucks, there is always porn.
 

Besides lets be honest, most guys best sexual experiences have NOT come from their girlfriend, thats what jump offs are for.

 

I have to STRONGLY disagree.  If you're in a relay, you should be able to completely open yourself up to your counterpart.  Shyt, you can't get but so freaky with a stranger, that's what you main squeeze was made for!

With that being said, I probably couldn't marry a guy who couldn't do his thang in the bedroom.  If I can't fully express myself (mentally, spiritually and sexually) there's no point in looking at the long term!

storm954:

Settle down w/ the mufukka that you can stuff her head in the microwave while bangin her azz out in the kitchen.  lol

 Well here's a side thought...

 

Do you think that those who wait to have sex until they are married are more likely to cheat on their spouse? 

Rogue.:

 Well here's a side thought...

 

Do you think that those who wait to have sex until they are married are more likely to cheat on their spouse? 

good question...

I think if BOTH were virgins and saved themselves ENTIRELY (no playing w/ themselves etc) then yes. but not because the sex is great/ good but because they both have strong personalities & convictions.  the people that save themselves ususally will put their hearts into it first and then their bodies, so i don't imagine that they will be un-faithful...but, if the sex just plain SUCKS... who knows???

 

Rogue.:

 Well here's a side thought...

 

Do you think that those who wait to have sex until they are married are more likely to cheat on their spouse? 

Absolutely Not, for two reasons:

1. People who wait to get married before they have sex........ 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time are truly without a doubt in love.  Hence the content state of mind that keeps a potential cheater at home.

2. They have nothing to compare to.  If it's your first dii.ck, your not longing for your ex, who knew how to work it compared to your current who is selfish and falls asleep to fast afterwards.  You think that is how it is supposed to be.

 

That is all.................

Rogue.:

 Well here's a side thought...

 

Do you think that those who wait to have sex until they are married are more likely to cheat on their spouse? 

I think that someones sexual preference is a part of you when you are born just like your personality.  I don't waiting until you are married or just only ever being only with one person will keep you from cheating.  Peoples sexual needs are different and compatibility is key whether it's sexual or personality wise.  I think waiting until marriage is a personal choice and sometimes it's the right choice for people but "not missing what you never had" I'm not sure about.

one time i dated a girl who refused to blow me.

 

damn i give some it would be nice to get some.

 

let's say it didn't work out.

 

 

 

so taking a lesson learned from that...

but i suppose that there is a difference between couldn't satisfy and wouldn't satisfy.

Do people even get married anymore?  Where are all the "come to my wedding" threads, lol?  Muh'fuggaz like to fukk, have fun, hang out, feel free, live life without absolute obligation, and then when they wake up around 40 years old...

Look for a broom to hop...

And that's the way it should be!!!! 

Therapists are even finding ways to inform married couples that guess what, FUKKK SEX!  If you have a situation that is pleasing in other more important aspects of relationship ie a loving home, fun times (outside the bedroom), a mate/partner/spouse that has your back through thick and thin, a comfortable living situation, a foundation with structure to raise a child/children, then you're WINNING!

For all the people looking for knights in shining armour, the perfect chic, the wonderful lay, the jumpoff with the 7 figure portfolio  etc etc etc etc...  Keep dreaming!

If it was that easy,

these threads on this board as well as many others wouldn't exist, nor would night clubs be full every weekend, lol...

 

 

 

Oh and don't forget the German Politician who's been lobbying for contracted marriages ie 7 year contracts with the option to extend/terminate, lol...

That'll have muh'fuggaz acting right OR looking forward to the day that that contract with the Vancouver Grizzlies expires, lol...

 

Rogue.:

 Well here's a side thought...

 

Do you think that those who wait to have sex until they are married are more likely to cheat on their spouse? 

I think they'll be LESS likely to cheat; however, a lot of times it's not just the sex that drives people away. It could be that the man/woman is missing some type of element in their current relationship but are able to get it elsewhere.

Every1 should have a little side Luv.  Strange is the Best. 

cannon:

Oh and don't forget the German Politician who's been lobbying for contracted marriages ie 7 year contracts with the option to extend/terminate, lol...

That'll have muh'fuggaz acting right OR looking forward to the day that that contract with the Vancouver Grizzlies expires, lol...

MAN THIS SHET HERE JUST GAVE ME A FLASH BACK OF THAT STORY YOU TOLD LAST NIGHT

LOL